Heres our pick of the worst… Demons, demon-hunters, aliens and slayers have no luck whatsoever when it comes to plighting their troughs smoothly.
kindly stand then, as the Wedding March begins…
Which he will be stuck with for the next eighty years.
Do the bride and groom make it to the honeymoon?No.
They do manage to ensure he knocks her up first though, despite the lack of wedding night.
The happy couple:Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson, a superhero and his red headed true love.
Do the bride and groom make it to the honeymoon?Yes.
The happy couple:Monroe and Rosalee Calvert, a Blutbad and a Fuchsbau.
Meanwhile, his boss lies dying in an ambulance.
Whether theyll ever make it to an actual honeymoon remains to be seen in season four.
Body count:One, briefly.
And he wasnt actually at the ceremony anyway.
But at least Rosalee and Monroe do manage to get married, so their wedding wasnt a total disaster.
The happy couple:Gwen Elizabeth Cooper and Rhys Alan Williams.
Until…The bride wakes up on the morning of the wedding, heavily pregnant with toothy alien spawn.
And then:The brides extremely good-looking boss runs in right at That Line yelling Stop!
Then one of the bridesmaids runs in screaming that a groomsman has been murdered.
Then a mysterious guest turns into a pointy-toothed alien and the shooting starts.
Then the alien threatens the mother of the bride.
Then tries to seduce the bride.
And no-one can get a mobile phone signal.
And the fact he mass-roofies the entire reception to wipe their memories.
Body count:One groomsman, one toothy shape-shifter.
And its good to see poor Rhys getting a chance to be a hero.
The happy couple:Lois Lane and Clark Kent, in a long-awaited foregone conclusion.
Until…First the bride nearly calls off the wedding, then the groom has a last-minute wobble.
Which is rather sweet.
Body count:None at the ceremony itself, though several deaths follow shortly after.
Youd think having Superman at a wedding would ensure that all ends well, but you would be wrong.
Never invite Superman to a wedding.
Until…Bender initially plans to marry Calculon, then get divorced and take half his riches.
Body count:As far as the groom knows, one.
And the wedding is followed by the death of Benders female alter ego.
Until…Halfway down the aisle on her fathers arm, the bride glows, screams and disappears.
Do the bride and groom make it to the honeymoon?The groom definitely doesnt.
We like to think Donna found a friend to share a nice holiday in Morocco with.
So one human, one giant spider-empress and thousands of giant spider children.
The happy couple:Lt Angela Martine and Lt Robert Tomlinson, two happily in love Starfleet officers.
Until…Romulans attack the ship.
And then:Tomlinson dies.
Do the bride and groom make it to the honeymoon?No.
The bride ends her wedding day alone in the chapel, being comforted by Captain Kirk.
No, not like that.
Hes a horn-dog but he does have some standards.
Body count:One human, plus the entire crew of a Romulan warbird.
As the depressed groom disappears, a brawl breaks out between his family and the brides friends.
The trouble probably really started when the groom said nothing on earth can stop this wedding now.
Body count:One demon.
Do the bride and groom make it to the honeymoon?No.
One or two last nights of ex-sex some time later is all theyre gonna get.
Her lonely walk up the aisle is even worse.
Body count:Lots.
Its just that no one else does.
*Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Fancy Brudgom
