Does Willy Fog float your boat?
Squidward ring your bell?
Den Of Geek’s hard-hitting journalistic investigation into cartoon chaps…
If you ask a guy Which cartoon character would you have sex with?
the answer is pretty much always Jessica Rabbit.
Straight women, however, dont really have that option.
We dont have a staple go-to cartoon character for conversations like these.
This must be why we just talk about shoes and commitment all the time.
Everyones favourite bodybuilding, Elvis-talking lothario had to have a place on this list.
Constantly turned down by 2D women, perhaps us 3D women could give him a shot?
If youre going for a lion, why not pick Lion-O fromThundercats?
Simple Willy Fog is a snappily dressed rich gentlemen, Lion-O is a ginger man in odd knickers.
You work it out.
Plus, Willy Fog is all assertive, if that floats your boat.
Also, Im sorryMatt Edwards.
I cant compete with April.Not ideal if you dont like rats.
The most powerful man in the universe!
Fine, but is he also the sexiest man in the universe?
Well, probably not.
More likely hes the most boring, goody-two-shoes man in the universe.
But you could do a lot worse than He-Man.
Perhaps He-Man has hidden depths.
Lets face it ladies, this is what we want in a man.
Thanks, self, for making me write this list in this order.
Plus, hes cultured.
If I were a lady fox, I would certainly swoon into his arms.
I dont know, he just had a nice face and I liked his suit.
Okay, this one is just for the more leftfield out there.
Anyway, Im told that some women like Woody.
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
Plenty of ammo for next time the menfolk start a conversation on this topic.
