There are mild spoilers for the other films mentioned.

Or an actor is serving up a performance of the thickest, richest ham.

Perhaps the editing is too abrupt, or youre like me and HA!

during sex scenes because youre extremely immature.

Or maybe its funny because youre a psychopath, I dont know.

I love watching Hollywood do well, but I also love to watch when it fumbles this badly.

Your film revolves around Heartthrob Deluxe of the 90s, Brad Pitt.

Youve got him baby-blue eyed and floppy blonde fringed, suntanned and six-packed.

Then you launch that dreamboat over the top of a speeding cab in a car crash like a ragdoll.

Tacking on a half-baked Surprise!

Your girlfriend has Parkinsons!

Something this terrible deserves a sarcastic standing ovation and slow clap on every viewing thank you, Hollywood!

Harvey, why so hilarious?

Though, on reflection, that helps.

But laughter probably wasnt supposed to be it…

If you havent seen the film, Ill sum the storyline up for you.

I think the point the film was making was…women are evil.

Women like sex too much?

Willem Dafoe should do one more unerotic erotic film to go in a boxset with this andBody of Evidence.

Well, Gainsbourgs character does notice something is amiss, glancing over Dafoes sweaty straining shoulder.

Then she just, yknow, keeps going with what shes doing.

Babies taste the best!

from Chris Evans inSnowpiercerreally is.

Den of Geek… are laughing at my grundle?

Yes, either the cognitive dissonance, or having the maturity level of a 12 year old.

HOW DID IT GET BURNED, HOW DID IT- uh, wrong film

Think what youre doing!!!

[quick camera zoom on face] OH JESUS CHRIST!

OH GOD!!!

NO, NO, DEAR GOD!

joke be in poor t- yes.

Lets head back toThe Dark Knightfor a slightly guiltier laugh.

Harsh, Nolan, way harsh.

But dont worry, theres still two minutes left until the credits roll!

Audience: Wait, what he died?

They tend to make things a little more manageable for both yourselves and ourselves, as a rule.

This isnt a ruse to get multiple clicks off you to read a list, like be assured.

You know those times when youre trying so hard not to laugh, you wee a bit in public?

Lets say no more.

If youve seenBrothers, did you buy the idea of Tobes as a star high-school footballer?

Did you buy him as a US Marine?

Mags bulges his eyes out at Jake, he yells, he squeals.

He brings so much ham, its only fitting that this scene takes place in a kitchen.

You kiss Ma Trautman with that dirty mouth?

Teasle, the local cop, scrolls over and asks if he can join him.

After this, almost everything Trautman and Teasle say in the scene takes on a shimmering sexual intensity.

Examples: …I could almost taste it, it gets confusing sometimes.

Would you wrap your arms around him, give him a wet sloppy kiss?

Would you have blown his brains out?

Awwww, Gwyn $2000 for a Goop vaginal detox kit?

I did, right?).

make the heavy ending of the film just that little bit easier to take.

And to mock afterwards.

Probably should have watched the series… After the third use of the word, you might be sniggering.

And maybe after about 30 minutes into its runtime, asking yourself why am I watching this film?

Consider Shelob: a giant spider who catches unwary travellers in her webbing and eats them.

Well, thats how I see Shelob, anyway.

So, Frodo running away from the giant vulvic spider thing in a panic always makes me sporfle.

Also: that face hes pulling up there cannot be ignored.

Theres her outright evil ways and corpse-like appearance, too.

But sometimes thats just not enough to stop an audience warming to a character, you know?

So why not throw in the fact shes a bigot as well?

She doesnt just have command of dark and destructive forces, she also really, really hates other races.

Digicom virtual reality database… for entertainment use only youre damn right its entertaining.

It was very literal, going through virtual files, back then.

Oh no, hold on, thats not true.

Thats just how the makers ofDisclosurethought computer hacking worked, and made Michael Douglas act out in the film.

But dont fret, skip to the scene where James and Catherine discuss Elias Koteas while having sex.

Catherine uses the word anus three times in, like, five seconds.

So, which serious moments in cinema make you seriously crack up?