They’re funny, they’re sad, they’re weird.
Check the name of the movie, and if you havent seen it, dont read the entry!
Some of these last words are long, tear-jerking monologues.
Others amount to little more than a word or two.
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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
Im half crazy all for the love of you.
It wont be a stylish marriage, I cant afford a carriage.
Instead, weve plumped for this one, which comes from minor character Matt Buchanan.
Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The most moving send-off in sci-fi history?
Hauer added that final tears in rain line himself, and its truly a magical one.
Gettin the shakes now.
Last call for drinks.
Where we goin for breakfast?
Dont wanna go far… Next time you have a chance to kill someone, dont hesitate.
T2 (1991)
I know now why you cry.
But its something I can never do.
A dignified, memorable exit for one of the most gigantic cyborgs in science fiction.
You might not be able to cry, Arnie, but we sure can.
I cant lie to you about your chances… but, you have my sympathies.
Jaspers response to his imminent death?
Simply smile and make a fart joke.
Wed like to think wed do the same in Jaspers situation, but we probably wouldnt follow through.
I was supposed to die in France.
That wistful line above is delivered seconds before hes torn apart by the movies nocturnal, bat-like aliens.
Well be the ultimate family.
A family of three, joined together in one body… more human than I am alone.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Didnt mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R Lee Ermey) is one of war movie theaters greatest and most terrible characters.
Ogata, it worked!
Both of you, be happy.
Dr Daisuke Serizawa is the doomed hero, who sacrifices himself in the process of destroying the giant kaiju.
For anyone who associates theGodzillamovies with rubbery monster suits and exploding model cities, its a heartrending conclusion.
You always were an asshole, Gorman.
Like the movie as a whole, Heathers demise is a grimly amusing moment.
This is what I get for darting a nun?
Seconds later, a bomb detonates, taking out both Almond and her partner, Snickers.
Why were so many of the movies characters named after chocolate bars?
Maybe the screenwriter had the munchies or something.
I dont need forever.
Christopher Walken g gets almost all the best lines in this fantastic crime drama from director Abel Ferrara.
Its a quiet end for a gangster with big ideas.
Stop this raving at once!
Aaron, get that foolish woman back to the infirmary!
Poor old Superintendent Harold Matthews (Brian Glover).
Instead, a space ship carrying Lieutenant Ripley crash lands, carrying with it another, far nastier stowaway.
Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
No, not the bees!
THEYRE IN MY EYES!
Malus, unlike Howie, decides to go out screaming and describing his ordeal in detail.
Plus he has time to gasp, Killing me wont bring back your goddamn honey!
Our run-down of final words madness continues, with the final 25 selections.
We kick off with an infamous British thriller which unfairly ruined the career of its brilliant director.
Its a true classic, though…
Helen!
Im afraid… And Im glad Im afraid!
If this critically maligned movie is guilty of anything, its simply being too ahead of its time.
One rabbit stew coming right up!
The funniest British movie of all time?
Anybody tries to stop me, the old geezer gets it!
Lets face it, corporate villain Dick Jones had it coming right from the start.
Idle thought: quite a few villains died falling from skyscrapers in the 70s and 80s.
A plague on both your houses!
Maybe Creed decided to save money by having the match and his funeral combined into one glittering occasion.
Im still standin, huh!
I take your fuckin bullet!
I take your fuckin bullet!
You think you kill me with bullets?
I take your fuckin bullets!
I am a leaf on the wind.
Watch how I soar.
In the words of my generation, up yours!
Have some fire, scarecrow
Was Michael Madsens Mr Blonde the scariest villain of the 90s?
Someone gave me 30 kilos of rice to bump you off and mince you into meat pies.
In response, Ricky punches the rather heavy-set Zorro in the stomach so hard that it splits open.
Its been a funny sort of day, hasnt it?
She accepts her fate philosophically, before Shaun puts her out of her misery with a rifle.
You never had scenes like this in Ever Decreasing Circles.
You cant win, Darth.
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
I wonder what he made of thePhantom Menace?
You were right about me.
Now take my hand, and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.
Ah, you cursed brat!
Look what youve done!
Ohhhhh… What a world, what a world!
Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!
Ah, Im going!
Heh, Garfield, maybe.
Lets go, bitch!
Ive done action films.
Promise me, Rose.
And never let go of that promise.
Succumbing to the freezing water, Jack manages to gasp out a farewell monologue before he expires.
Its the kind of romantic heroism that saw the movie go on to gross billions at the box office.
Youre thinking of a brick wall!
Bad luck, Belloq.
My God, it works.
Your efforts were not in vain.
Ill see you in another life.
When we are both cats.
The movies conclusions very moving, obviously.
We just like the idea of Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz being reincarnated as cats.
Theyd sit by the fire together in winter, quietly coughing up fur balls.
