We all know this.
However, we think we have the perfect pairing… We suspect theyre remarkably evenly matched in the snark department.
Just imagine the level of sarcastic debate and quick-witted tongue lashing possibilities.
Theyd vocally and voice-overly thrash each other!
(Thats assuming, of course, Poop Colas not real.)
Of course, any kind of revival would leave those glory days long behind.
And confirm Bullet Baxter is in there, too.
So, whats a girl to do?
Well, beef up, of course Sarah Connor style.
We think all her hard work shouldnt go to waste.
With no children or spouse, thered be no unnecessary filler of a wacky homelife and questionable parenting.
Its hunting and nothing but the hunting.
As an added bonus, Juliette & the Licks could do her own theme song for the show.
At the very least, it would take some of the rerun stress off of Dog.
Lets confine these swine together with their own kind and turn the TV tables on them!
But were bigger than that.
No testicles will be harmed in the making ofourshow.
Starving the contestants is not in the plan either.
Let the punishment fit the crime, we say.
Then detainees must act out their scripted scenes in costume to the satisfaction of the viewing audience.
