And thats because it already happened.
and Felix Leiters son Gordo and facing off with classic baddies such as Dr. No and Jaws.
That is, until the pursuers chase the Aston Martin off a cliff.
Sure, theres a soft-spoken teen behind the wheel instead of Connery, Moore, or Dalton.
But the opening scene feels like a proper James Bond adventure.
Each of the 65 episodes ofJames Bond Jr.hold to the same basic premise.
The mystery brings him into contact with a beautiful young woman with whom he trades kid-friendly flirtations.
In every case, the mystery is related to S.C.U.M., aka Saboteurs and Criminals United in Mayhem.
With the help of Gordo, I.Q., and Tracy, James thwarts the S.C.U.M.
Strange as it all sounds,James Bond Jr.kind of makes sense.
Copyrights Are Forever
Those most at fault for the existence ofJames Bond Jr.are theTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
But the origin ofJames Bond Jr.goes back further, long before ooze dripped its way onto four young turtles.
In 1967, author R.D.
(Charlie HigsonsYoung Bondnovels, beginning with 2005sSilverfin, would follow decades later.)
That connection may also explain talks to make00312into a television series, shortly after the books release.
It was made to protect IP rights and make money and toy sales, and it shows.
