Can low budget genre mash-up Alien Vs Ninja live up to the promise of its title?
An example of this would beOutlander(Vikings vs Aliens) orCowboys And Aliens(Cowboys vs Aliens).
Now, dont get your hopes up.
Cool title aside,Alien Vs NinjaorAvNis a bad, bad film.
Let me set the scene.
Historical accuracy clearly isnt this films major concern and the overall design could best be described as ninja punk.
He is so good that he deflects ninja stars off his sword and into his enemies heads.
Apart from Yamata, we have Jannai, who resembles a member of a Japanese boy band.
Dont worry: that subplot goes nowhere, either.
Lastly, we have a blonde moron who is arguably the worst ninja in the world.
Dont ask me what his name was, as I cant remember (and IMDb doesnt list it).
I shall henceforth refer to him as Moron.
Anyway, theyre attacked by aliens or an alien.
Its so badly shot, I couldnt really tell.
What was surprising is how the attack happens.
From here on in, the film is very entertaining.
Thats right, oral fisting.
(Yes, I know I said this was the 19thcentury.)
And I didnt even mention that the aliens bleed Thousand Island salad dressing.
Alien Vs Ninjais out now andavailable from the Den Of Geek Store.
Rating:
1 out of 5
