Imagine youve been wronged by a TV show.
You cant rid of it.
Nothing will soothe you.
Youre left with only one choice.
Its time to lodge a complaint.
A trawl through the last five years of reports reveals some recurring topics.
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Thats just a sample.
The range of matters about which BBC viewers feel moved to complain about is impressively broad.
The Eggheads arent clever enough.
Albert Square isnt tidy enough.
Theyreallydont like that presenter.
You cant blame him for trying.
A case of dont-shoot-the-messenger?
One complainanttook issue with the programmes title, specifically a single part of it.
Alas, his wish was not granted.
His problem with the show?
The complaint was duly quashed.
As wasthis personscomplaint about the behaviour of theStrictlyaudience during a performance by singer Alfie Boe.
Woe betide the person who took that decision.
One complainant said he would never watchPointlessagain as he felt so let down.
He wanted an end to voyeuristic news stories and good news to be 50% of every broadcast.
Water-tight, that one.
The One Showfrequently started about two minutes early meaningone complainantwas unable to record the complete programme.
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The complainant considered programme makers had sought female participants who were feminists and who were skilled in debate.
The BBC politely declined to meet his request.
We really hope he has his bee box by now.