(Seriously, what is this, a Chanel ad spread inVogueor a one-hour TV drama?).

I said it again with the clumsy costume choices.

The overly used broken mirror metaphor (we get it dude.

The character has a fractured personality.

That shot was interesting when the first film was made and then it stopped being cool after that).

The stereotypically pretty and boring actress casting choices.

Ill say it again.

Mrs. Cosby/Phylicia Rashad!)

and the flirtation of a co-worker, whip thin, brown-haired Dr. Lena Solis.

When we meet Dr. Cole, he wakes up and a countdown on his watch begins.

who KNOWS HIS SECRET.

We learn that Dr. Cole has dissociative personality disorder.

Wonder what that fancy watch is counting down to, hmmm?

The medicine doesnt work anymore!

Fast forward to evil Ian strutting around being mean and doing mean things.

He has an orgy.

He trashes a hotel room.

It could have been worse.

And yes, Im going to get tired of all the hospital storylines very soon.

And yes, I saw the jealous co-worker set to bring the hero down a mile away.

And yes, I dont care about either of the female leads.

I still marvel at that masterpiece of (mostly) good writing and fantastic acting.

Plus, that show had Sophie fromLeveragein it as well!

And Steven Moffat wrote it, which meant that at least the dialogue had some snap.

Did it also have some weird, not needed, overly ah-hah!

But its Steven Moffat, so you expect that.

I confess, I had high hopes for this show.

Yet in the pilot, it all added up to….yeeeech.

Still, like I said, Ill stick with it.

And like I said, its just the pilot.

you’re able to forgive much of a pilot.

Seriously, you’ve got the option to.

Whats the hammer for?