The other day someone pointed out to me that Matt Smith has no eyebrows.
As a seasoned professional, I immediately did some research.
Then, that weekend, it was all I could see duringNightmare in Silver.
Consequently I had to use Twitter as a barometer for the episodes quality.
Im a simple man, lets start with a classic:
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5.
The Masters Musical Staircase
The Death Zone on Gallifrey.
It looked suspiciously like bits of Wales before looking suspiciously like bits of Wales was cool.
Also, it is he rather than the Daleks who come a cropper courtesy of a staircase.
Soon you too will be scampering down steps humming prime cuts of Peter Howell as you go.
Any descent that remains unaccompanied will leave you bereft.
Youll need cheering up.
Time for some slapstick.
The key thing is NOT TO FALL.
I cant stress that enough.
Time is not of the essence.
C. Fold yourself foetal at a speed that makes passers by assume youre a time-lapse photograph.
The important things is that you are comfortable.
Breathe as conspicuously as possible, especially if you are meant to be dead.
We then see the Sea Devils attacking an undersea base at the speed of moss.
Kids,Warriors of the Deepis saying, look at these obviously highDoctor Whomonsters.
You want them to be scary and to carry a remotely potent threat, dont you?
Well they cant if theyre this far gone.
Say no to drugs.
There should have been another way.
If only the Doctor had had some Jaffa Cakes in his coat pocket.
See also:Attack of the Cybermen.
In his one TV outings, he and Grace abseil down the Institute of Technological Research and Advancement.
In a Big Finish series finale, he goes a bit Reichenbach Falls on our asses.
In the BBC Book Range, he is last seen jumping into the Vore hive to save the Earth.
Maybe one day someone will write a definitive list.
Its the reason to join Tumblr that Ive been waiting for.
