But you already knew all of this, didnt you?
What you may not have realized is just how far-reaching the impact of the film was upon pop culture.
One from which we, fortunately, will never recover.
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It just goes to prove that comedy is a, um, biting business.
Whats Happening!
(tucks tie back into suit jacket)
You dont understand, your tie is OUT!
Dickie Goodman, Mr.
Jaws from early sampling pioneer Dickie Goodman.
Jaws… unless you hate these sort of things, which is also an entirely acceptable opinion to have.
This song isnt just great, its something of a miracle.
Feel free to judge us about this, we completely understand.
Yeah, he sucks.
(Not that any of us arent still absolutely terrified of the undersea beasties).
But this show differs from the animated garbage fire that isJabberjawfor two reasons.
First, it is really cleverly done.
Something that cant be said of many of his peers.
Fans of the Schifrin version of theJawstheme, the day is yours.
Gums
Subtle,Gumsis not.
Complete waste of time?
You figure it out, were still trying to process what the hell Brother Theodore is doing in this.
Yet when the hard times hit Bruce, they were devastating.
Colt 45 Malt Liquor ad
Sharks and malt liquor.
What can possibly go wrong?
It failed miserably of course, with the film initally tanking at the box office.
However, and for much different reasons,Rocky Horrorhas endured over the years just as much asJaws.
Tis a funny thing, life.
(Probably, weve never read this).
Life with Archie
Et tu, Archie?
Just melt the fucker with your heat vision and call it a day.
Dude, make an effort.
Jaws manga
Herald Books released this strange truncated manga adaptation of the film back in 1975.
Take a second to think about how insane that is.
The ultimate takeaway here is that sharks may be interesting, but capitalism is straight-up fascinating.
