Why add pressure to dinner?
Its probably the best meal of the day.Come Dine With Medinner parties on the other hand, are amazing.
People riffling through strangers bedroom drawers!
Theyve got it all.
They all score each other out of ten and with any luck, someone kicks off.
Who will refuse to eat anything?
Who will have semi-nude photos of themselves casually laying around the house for their new friends to see?
If you have a personal scrapbook, know that were all judging you.
you’re able to judge peoples homes, personalities, cookery skills, hosting skills and manners.
He has an incredible knack of zeroing in on something very small in someones character and assassinating it beautifully.
At the start ofCome Dine With Me, Lamb did straight voiceover work, no jokes, just reporting.
Theyre folk whove reached middle age without having yet come across anyone whos told them how awful they are.
This lot truly believe that they are amazing and cant accept that their fellow diners just dont get it.
This is because they went to a Michelin star restaurant once.
These people are treating theirCome Dine With Meappearance as an audition to be the next Rusty Lee.
I am yet to see that happen, but who knows.
Another favourite are the people who have never tried any food ever and are not prepared to start now.
Being a contestant onCome Dine With Meis no way to die).
If you really hate fish then thats okay.
I love seeing the relationships develop over the week.
They all start crying and it is genuinely very moving.
Better of course, is when two people immediately hate each other.
Whats more fun than having someone you barely know sing/dance/recite poetry in your face?
Nobody ever learns that theres never enough room for dancers.
Dont hire dancers for your dinner party.
Front room ornaments and the Can-Can do not mix well.
Now I must mention the sore losers.
Couples Come Dine with Meis a revelation and whoever thought of it is an evil genius.
My advice is, dont spend money on expensive relationship counselling, go onCouples Come Dine With Me.
Are you a mollycoddling wife who hates her husband?
Embarrass and emasculate him on television!
Are you a control freak who thinks their wife should be completely subservient?
Watch her eyes scream HELP ME!
at an awkward dinner with two local couples!
Not sure why your boyfriend wont propose after a 12-year relationship?
Ask the four random people who have come round for dinner.
Not only will they tell you, but you could also win a thousand pounds into the bargain.
Celebrity Come Dine With Meis the main shows trashy relative.
Celebrities are given show homes where they cook for other celebrities.
InCelebrity Come Dine With Methings that sound like a made upJimll Paint Itpicture actually happen.
Sadly, that answer is no.
They hate each other.
(hey refer to the earlier point about limelight stealers).
Come Dine With Meis so powerful it can cause time travel.
Whether or not those 2 12 hours were entertaining is completely the luck of the draw.
It doesnt matter, you started it and you wont have any choice but to finish it.
That is theCome Dine With Melaw.
