Phoebe Waller-Bridges brilliant Fleabag Season 2 premieres on Amazon this week.
Heres a rundown of season one.
He left this time due to her Barack Obama-related masturbation.
She gives herself 48 hours tops before Harry returns.
Only intending to injure herself to punish him, she and two other people died in the accident.
Over a cigarette, they share their desperate unhappiness.
Youre just tipping your prime
Claires husband Martin is awful.
On the scale of poisonousFleabagcharacters though, he comes a couple of notches underneath Godmother (Olivia Colman).
(Or, as Godmother would have it their parents split up.)
Godmothers expensive cat Felicity is always trying to escape, so Fleabag lets her out onto the street.
Youre both looking very… healthy.
Very good and healthy
Unhappiness and emotional distance is a family trait.
Nobody is fine, least of all Fleabag.
Fleabag protests publicly, breaks a tray of champagne flutes, and is sent away.
Do you still wank about me sometimes?
He realises she was lying about giving up masturbating when she finds her porn search terms on his laptop.
I just want to cry all the time
Arsehole Guy is a recurring shag in season one.
(The reactionbarely veiled insults to Fleabagis characteristically Godmotherish.)
Its like having sex with a protractor
Other sex partners dont prove any more successful.
Sensing that shes not telling him the truth, he walks out too.
How can I believe you, after what you did to Boo?
While shopping for her sisters birthday gift, Fleabag ran into Boos ex-boyfriend and it sends her spiralling.
Thats why they put erasers on the ends of pencils.
Fleabag Season 2debuts on Amazon Prime on Friday, May 17.
