Galaxy Questis a perfect motion picture.
Argue with a wall … preferably one of the many chrome walls aboard the NSEAProtector.
Thats because, in a way, it did.
It also may or may not feature a single frame of Tim Allens genitalia.
Hold that thought while we set things up.
Galaxy Questis blessed with a simple, yet effective premise.
Star Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen), who played Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, doesnt mind this fate.
Suffice it to say, the Hollywood actors are fairly ill-equipped to do so.
The signs are very clear when you look for them.
So when the ship lands in the convention hall in the original draft it decapitates a bunch of people.
There was also stuff we shot where Sigourney tries to seduce some of the aliens.
It was cut and thats why her shirt is ripped at the end.
The articulated line of Youre full of shit, man!
becomes You are so full of it, man!
in the final audio.
When told she must walk through it, her lips respond with an understandable Well fuck that!
but the line that reaches the audiences ears is Well screw that!
To this day Im sorry we made it PG rather than PG-13.
In addition to the bad dubing, the PG rating took some other prurient elements away fromGalaxy Quest.
But all of that pales in comparison to the real most R-rated moment inGalaxy Quest.
I am roughly 84% certain that Tim Allens penis is visible in this movie.
The unintended money shot begins around 12 minutes into the film.
While insanely hungover and wearing only a white dress shirt, Nesmith stumbles around looking for clean clothes.
Its during one of these stumble sessions that he leans over, exposing his butt to the curious Thermians.
While the audience doesnt see the Nesmith toosh, the shot lingers in front of him.
His Santa and clauses.
His tool and times.
In defense ofGalaxy Questeditor Don Zimmerman, its possible that this error was noted and partially airbrushed out.
Because the space between Nesmiths legs isnt, lets say, super noticeable.
But something is certainly there.
We wont include a screen grab here in the interest of propriety.
While youre there, be certain to give the rest of a movie a watch too.
As previously stated,Galaxy Questis a perfect motion picture.
Tim Allensshifting gearsand all.
