Im throwing in my lot with The White Walkers on Game of Thrones.

Maybe something not quite as cold as Westerosi winters get, a fixer upper to kick their feet up.

Just south, they will find an iron chair that might fit.

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It wont keep them warm but they might be entitled to it.

When youre living on the fringe, any benefit helps.

Much has been said about the zombification of American entertainment.

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I like the White Walkers.

They walk the walk without saying a word.

I root for them because there is a mystery to those monsters.

What does go on behind the gnarled faces and blood spittle lips?

What did Frankensteins monster really do that he deserved to fry for?

Who was he, Lepke?

Or was it Hitler who cried over the big ape?

Either way you have to be a monster not to love the monster.

Are the White Walkers evil, really?

What do we know about them?

How do they treat their pets?

Do they eat their pigs feet one toe, I mean cloven hoof, at a time?

White Walkers have been around forever and for all we know, they wrote the very first song.

Maybe the White Walkers had a point?

Maybe the First People were assholes.

They called themselves the First People for a kickoff.

They must have been insufferable at parties.

Im just saying: we dont know much about the Walkers except for a mythology that predates dates.

If the first people knew about the White Walkers, could they be the real gods?

If they are, they certainly have a good claim to the Iron Throne.

And if theyre not, whos really going to pluck up the nerve to tell them?

I like to think they just want to save them from Craster.

Its probably in the books.

Im waiting until after the series ends before I read them.

Although I can always ask residentThronesexpertDavid Crow.

All of George R.R.

Martins personal favorites are going to go up against everyones favorite pigmentally-challenged zombies.

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The White Walkers are on the march.

Perennial mope Sansa is never happy, so it wont affect her much.

Westerosi live in dire fear of the White Walkers.

They must be killed on sight, although Dragon glass is pretty hard to come by.

White Walkers are the greatest threat to the relative security of the land south of the wall.

A conglomeration of all the monsters in the collective subconscious.

Why do we immediately write off the White Walkers?

They have as much right to sit on that unyielding loveseat as any one of the Westerosi.

They were probably there first.

This White Walker bashing has got to stop.

For all we know, these guys might set up a more reasonable government to the Westerosi.

One that doesnt require eating Crow arms and burning children.

His reign was benevolent and altruistic.

He solved world hunger and cleaned up the environment.

Just because he was an evil genius didnt mean his Utopian worldview had to be unloving or cruel.

Maybe we need an evil genius to save the earth.

Evil dumbasses certainly havent been much help.

The White Walker problem is an immigration issue.

The White Walkers would probably take all the jobs that the Westerosians dont want anyway.

Someones got to shovel the motes and keep the armor from bursting.

Lisa will be doling out brains in a soup kitchen for the living impaired.

(The Red Woman, in the dungeon, with a slug.)

The White Walkersare Game of ThornesManson Lamps.

But theyve been on a slow freeze-out instead of a hot flameout.

But north of the wall, those Northern White Walker girls keep their Whitewalking boyfriends warm at night.

Dont you wish they could all be White Walker girls?

A travel agency would make out great there.

And theyll be nicer.

Easier on the horses.

Im rooting for the White Walkers.

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