Game of Thrones is back and so is Game of Thrones: Winners & Losers!
Find out where your favorite character ranked after the premiere.
Below youll find the winners and losers forGame of ThronesSeason 7, Episode 1, Dragonstone.
Spoilers for the latest episode ofGame of Thronesbelow
WINNERS
1.
Arya Stark
LEAVE ONE WOLF ALIVE AND THE SHEEP ARE NEVER SAFE, SUCKAS!
Arya is essentially Mystique from the X-Men, you guys.
Justice is served like a Walder Brother meat pie.
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2.
Queen Dae pulls up to Dragonstone and places her hand in the sand and it is VERY emotional.
This is the castle where Dany was born and this homecoming was a long time coming.
This is almost as meaningful of a return as when LeBron James went back to Cleveland.
Im kind of happy to be back at Dragonstone too.
Remember the ritualistic burnings on the beach, the leeches, and Smoke Baby?
Ah, good times.
Its a brave new world, folks.
(Also, Euron is winning for being Joshua Jacksons twin.
PACEY, FTW.)
Jon Snow
The White Wolf, the King of the North, keeps winning, baby.
Jonny aint playing; theres no time for grudges and history, winter is here.
Seriously though, Im still amazed that people arent more freaked out by Jon Snow coming back to life.
Id be so shocked by that news that I would just agree with everything homeboy wanted to do.
Start training women and children.
Dig night and day for Dragonglass.
Stand on one leg, pat your head, and rub your stomach.
I mean, you did die once, so yes, Im on it boss.
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5.
Shes also about to get a mystery gift from Euron.
What could it be?
My money is on Gendry, last seen rowing a boat away from Davos in Season 3.
Cersei may get the chance to off the bastard that got away.
So what if shes still doomed?
Cersei doesnt want to hear it, shes too busy winning.
LOSERS
1.
Like, too nice or something.
With one toast, House Frey was wiped out.
House Lannisters biggest ally is in the dirt because karmas a bitch and they certainly had this coming.
If I was in Game of Thrones, I would always make someone sip from my cup first.
Well, its at least ironic in the same way that Alanis Morissette defines the word.
Jaime is stuck on the losing team and he knows it.
Hes like Calvin Johnson, except he cant just retire from being a Lannister.
To make matters worse, now millennial Alice Cooper is in his Great Hall looking to marry his sister/slampiece.
Tough time to be the Kingslayer.
Sams suffering is all of our suffering.
Sam is cleaning piss pots while everyone shrugs off his very real claims about White Walkers.
Theres no way he was ending up in the winners column this week.
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4.
Thats like forcing someone with a mortal fear of baking to travel with Hot Pie.
Have you ever tried to dig a hole in the winter?
Let alone a grave?
Sansa straight clowns this guy on the regular at this point, to his face and behind his back.
Its time bossman gets back to scheming.
Maybe sabotage the newly united North for fun?
Im not saying I want this, but Littlefingerneedsit.
QUICK HITS
Laynna Mormont She went full-on Bobby Brown on Lord Glover.
I DONT NEED PERMISSION, MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS, BITCH.
WINNER
Lord Robbet Glover SIT DOWN.
LOSER
Podrick Payne You heard Tormund, hes a lucky guy.
WINNER
Ned Umber and Alys Karstark The sins of the father dont come back to haunt these two.
But perhaps their bodies might?
WINNERS(for now?)
Guy Painting Map for Cersei I cant even pop in when people are looking over my shoulder like that.
LOSER
Berric Donndarion Rhllors favorite knight.
WINNER
Thoros of Myr Roasted worse than The Hounds face.
LOSER
The Farmer and His Daughter THE FEEL GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER IS FINALLY HERE, FOLKS!
