It’s the return of everyone’s favorite character, Hot Pie (!!!
), in this week’s Game of Thrones: Winners & Losers!
Below youll find the winners and losers forGame of Thrones, Season 7, Episode 2, Stormborn.
Spoilers for the latest episode ofGame of Thronesbelow
WINNERS
1.
Euron Greyjoy
Gothua Jackson is the villain we didnt know we needed.
Hes Ramsay Bolton with a less punchable face, but somehow more guyliner?
Eurons ship looks like My Chemical Romance decided to become pirates.
Before delivering this brutal blow to Daenerys fleet, Euron and his crew were probably binge-watching Tim Burton movies.
Euron has Ellaria Sand and her daughter to give to Cersei.
Theyre not Tyrion or a secret way to defeat dragons, but theyre probably the next best thing.
In this new war for the throne, Euron puts the first points on the board.
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2.
She lets Nymeria go in another moment of self-discovery from the former faceless woman.
Cersei Lannister
Cersei may have been born to politic.
Jon Snow is heading off to Dragonstone and hes left Sansa in charge in his absence.
If Littlefinger was ever going to manipulate Sansa into something major, now is the time.
Unfortunately for Ned, we know how that one ended up.
In my eyes, Littlefinger just got into the White Wolfs head.
Herbert the Pervert is quite the Reggie Miller of Westeros.
Hot Pie
HOT PIE!!!
Out there whipping em up fresh, living his best life.
I bet the other kitchen workers dont have pretty girls from famous families coming to visit them!
A sight for sore eyes, my darling Hot Pie.
Still thinks armor is all it takes to be a knight, bless his heart.
Hes got the scoop on all the comings and goings of Westeros.
This guy is just out here doing what he loves, making meat-filled pastries for hungry bellies.
read more: Game of Thrones Seaosn 8 Predictions and Theories
LOSERS
1.
These two really cannot catch a break.
These Ironborn are perennial losers.
The Greyjoys are the Cleveland Browns of Houses.
There, I said it.
Daenerys Targaryen
Nobody knew ruling could be so complicated.
Does she need to embrace her inner dragon or keep listening to the counsel of clever men?
In the end, she chooses the diplomatic move and it blows up in her face.
Instead of breathing fire on her enemies, her enemies rain fire down on her fleet.
Cerseis forces have drawn first blood, but I expect Khaleesi to clap back.
Jorah Mormont
Okay, nope, sorry, Jorah is the Cleveland Browns of Westeros.
Remove the infected skin.
UH YEAH, NO SHIT, MAESTER.
Im sorry, but if this were me, just let me become a Stoneman.
I hear Old Valyria is nice this time of year.
Im not letting sausage fingers chisel my skin away.
Jon Snow
Everyone wants Jon Snow to be their leader but no one wants to let the man lead.
Naturally, no one is cool with this idea.
Why cant they just let Jon Snow live?
Do I need to remind them that this guy CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD?
LOSER
Nymeria Leader of the pack.
WINNER
Dickon Tarly Rickard, isnt it?
LOSER
Grey Worm and Missandei Love finds a way.
WINNERS
Varys The Spider lives to see another ruler.
WINNER
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