Like the Lannister army, we’re hot and bothered about “The Spoils of War.”
Drogon would have BBQed the Kingslayer as well.
Bronn
Bronn should be a top five favorite character on everyones list.
Hes charming, gets all of the best lines, and never loses a fight.
Add in saving Jaime Lannisters life (again), and Bronn deserves a castle.
He deserves all the castles!
He came so close to single-handedly killing a dragon.
Imagine the songs they would have sung!
Bronn of the Blackwater?
Try Bronn the Goddamn Dragon Slayer!
Hes on the wrong side of this war, certainly this week, but somehow he keeps winning.
Arya Stark
The guards dont recognize her.
Hell, her sister barely recognizes her too.
Winterfell has changed, but Aryas changed even more.
Still, that doesnt mean she isnt happy to be home.
Behind the sarcasm directed at sculptors and the pensive looks around the castle grounds, Arya is noticeably reenergized.
You just know homegirl is gonna shank some White Walkers with that thing.
Arya Stark is back in the North and shes more than equipped to kick some ass.
Also, sparks are finally starting to fly between the silver-haired fox and the mopeiest bastard in Westeros.
Lord help me for allowing this show to numb me to the gross horrors of incest.
Anyway, Jon found a chunk of Dragonglass big enough to sink the Titanic.
His mission to Dragonstone is already a shining success.
Bran Stark
Professor X Jr., Doctor Manhattan-lite, is barely even human anymore.
Bran Stark is like a ghost now, lost in the overwhelming vastness of space and time.
Cmon, thats some cool shit!
Bran basically knows everything now.
How can you lose when youve seen and know everything?
read more: Game of Thrones Season 8 Everything We Know
LOSERS
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If that wasnt bad enough, allow me to quote Tyrion and say this fucking idiot wasnt done.
Listen, if you charge head first at a dragon,youre gonna have a bad time.
If it wasnt for the homie Bronn, Jaime would be a cooked goose.
Daenerys Targaryen
I can hear you all collectively shrieking, WHAAAAT?!
Sansa Stark
Bran Stark is the Three-Eyed Raven.
He can travel through space and time and witness every moment in history as if it is happening simultaneously.
Arya Stark is a Faceless Man.
Jon Snow is the King in the North.
He dead for hours before he was miraculously resurrected.
Sansa Stark is….a capable leader?
Smarter than her childhood suggested shed be?
Um, tall and pretty?
Sorry girl, but you drew the short straw out of the living Starks.
Sansa watched Bran and Arya interact and her face just said, what the hell happened to you two?
Hes forced to learn the hard way that war is hell.
Maybe just like me, Tyrion is realizing that Danys cause may not be so noble after all.
Meera Reed
Meera Reed risked her life to keep Bran Stark safe.
She watched her brother die at the hands of the undead.
She sat for an ungodly amount of time inside of a tree eating roots while Bran lay comatose.
She watched Summer die.
She watched Hodor die.
Totally not worth it.
Well, I guess she technically got a thanks, but you know what I mean.
WINNER
Littlefinger Totally shook.
LOSER
Brienne of Tarth Got served.
LOSER
Missandei Get some, girl!
WINNER
Dickon Named Dickon.
LOSER
Cersei Lannister A Lannister always pays their debts.
WINNER
Winterfell Sculptor In the same boat as whoever made that wax figure of Beyonce.
LOSER
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