Grab some fermented crab meat and let’s get busy with the winners and losers of “Eastwatch!”
Below youll find the winners and losers forGame of Thrones, Season 7, Episode 5, Eastwatch.
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WINNERS
1.
Gen-Dry Hammer too legit to quit!
(Yes, Gen-Dry was supposed to be like MC, and yes, I hate me too.)
But boy, did he jump that ship quickly!
My dude must have not been getting good benefits.
The customer service aspect of the job must have really been wearing on him.
Gendry is now back in the fold and right in the thick of things.
Second best return of the season (behind Hot Pie, of course).
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2.
With friends like dragons, who cares about enemies?
Last time I checked, the wights were highly susceptible to fire.
Jon is taking Westeros B-list to form a Suicide Squad.
you’re free to do worse than Jorah, The Hound, Beric, etc.
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3.
Gilly
Ok shout out to Gilly for perhaps being the first Wildling to ever learn how to read.
Listen to Gilly, Sam!
Shes got important things to say!
Theres a reason this guy has lasted so long.
Long live the Onion Knight, the voice of common sense!
Schemers gotta scheme, and Littlefingers wheels are turning again.
No one is better at plotting against Starks than this guy.
LOSERS
1.
Like, have you even met Cersei Lannister?
I would trade her in for a new queen in a heartbeat.
Whatever, this xenophobe got what he deserved.
Instead of being the new lord of Horn Hill, he got barbequed along with his dad.
The Tarlys getting roasted alive pretty much symbolized the Lannisters futility in this war.
Tyrion is wondering, How do I reach this Khaleesi?!
Tyrion just doesnt appear to have the stomach for racking up this sort of body count.
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3.
You get it, hes a bad egg.
Littlefinger set a little trap, and Arya fell right in it.
Oh, and why is she doing such a crummy job of spying in the first place?
it’s possible for you to assume any identity you want, basically!
Jaime Lannister
Speaking of people that were easily tricked this week, Jaime Lannister, come on down!
Just like he cant help but fold to Cersei, especially after she reveals that shes pregnant.
Except, is she really?
Or is this just an attempt to keep a straying Jaime in her clutches?
Also, Cersei ends their loving embrace with a forceful threat.
This two are no longer in this as equals, its very clear whos calling the shots.
Samwell Tarly
Ill give credit where credit is due and applaud Sam for dropping out of the Citadel.
Transcribing scrolls is doing nobody any good while the Army of the Dead march south.
If he wasnt busy boohooing, he could have unearthed Jons actual parentage.
LOSER
Jorah Mormont Youre alive!
LOSER
Tormund Giantsbane No Big Lady.
LOSER
The Hound, Beric Dondarrion, and Thoros of Myr Beats a freezing cell.
WINNERS
Sansa Stark Oh you fancy, huh?
LOSER
Cersei Lannister Baby or not, shes got Jaime where she wants him.
WINNER
Bran Stark Spotted by the Night King.
LOSER
Bronn Better get the hell outta Dodge.
LOSER
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