The final season 6 installment of Game of Thrones: Winners & Losers is here!
Find out which column your favorite characters ended up in.
Spoilers for the latest episode ofGame of Thronesbelow
WINNERS
1.
Cersei Lannister
If you asked Cersei, shed probably tell you that winnings never felt so good.
This is one frightening, boss bitch.
Does that make me evil?
After watching the Sept of Baelor go kaboom, she sighed the most satisfied breath of relief and beamed.
No longer is there some redeeming maternal love to hold her back.
Theres something beautiful about winning the last game of the year after a losing season.
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2.
Jon Snow
KING OF THE NORTH!!!
How fun is that to chant?
Oh, Ive missed it.
Jon Snow is half Stark, half Targaryen, making him full Chosen One.
Homeboy is definitely going to ride some dragons, probably in more than one way.
This makes Dany Jons aunt.
How do we feel about marrying your aunt on this show again?
Daenerys Targaryen
Six seasons and shes finally in a boat to Westeros.
Now where will Dany land first?
To reward him, Dany makes Tyrion Hand of the Queen.
Its all so sweet I could puke.
Like that knife to the throat, Arya sliced a major name off of her list.
Yo, did you see that sinister smile she let loose after letting Walders blood spill?
Then again, Cerseis name is on the list, so Arya will need to get on her level.
I suggest a super-intimidating outfit.
LOSERS
1.
Littlefinger
Littlefinger doesnt take loses, hes not the losing bang out.
Homeboy dropped his guard uncharacteristically over some weird intergenerational lust for Stark women and that is decidedly not gangster.
Sansa wisely rejected a creepy thin-lipped kiss from Littlefinger and by proxy his vision for the future.
Though that makes Littlefinger a loser this week, it doesnt make him any less terrifying.
Jon Snow better keep an eye on this cat.
Walder Frey
Dear lord this was a long time coming!
Arya finally crossing his putrid name off of her list felt like sweet victory.
Surprisingly, what may have felt better was watching Jaime Lannister put the old coot in his place.
Playboy got let go.
Now heartbroken Daario has to continue to serve Dany, which must be difficult.
I mean the dude bowed to her like moments after being dumped.
Hes probably replaying that meeting with Yara in his head, picking up on all the eye contact.
His mind is probably running wild.
Probably imaging those two together.
Probably will gain some weight, start collecting her stray hairs and making little dolls, the miserable bastard.
Tommen Baratheon
TOMMEN IS SOFTER THAN KITTENS MEOWING ALONG TO DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE.
TOMMEN IS SOFTER THAN A MARSHMALLOW SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD.
TOMMEN IS SOFTER THAN BABY SHIT IN A SILK DIAPER.
TOMMEN IS SOFTER THAN MARGAERYS BEAUTIFUL BREASTS.
TOMMEN IS SOFTER THAN EGYPTIAN COTTON BATH TOWELS.
Now Ser Pounce his going to have to fend for himself, you selfish son of a bitch.
Even Cersei doesnt seem to be that sad that hes dead.
Another Fail Son bites the dust.
Hand of the Queen.
Army of scary ragamuffins.
Creator of Frankensteins Mountain.
It was a good year for Qyburn.
WINNER
Lady Olenna Tyrell She had her future robbed from her.
Hopefully her new future with Dany pays off.
LOSER
Samwell Tarly SO MANY BOOKS.
WINNER
Sansa Stark Shutting down creeps like a boss.
WINNER
Lyanna Mormont Ugh, I dont know, maybe she should be Queen of the North.
LOSERS
Melissandre Bye, Felicia!
LOSER
Maester Pycelle These little birds say nothing will be alright.
