Jon Snow
JON SNOW IS BACK!
From the top of the losers list to cream of the winners crop just like that!
Now, on to Winterfell!
Closet Hag was at like a 2 tonight.
The flames tell no lies; Jon Snow will walk the battlements at Winterfell.
Melisandre may not know it, but shes the real MVP this week.
Old favorites to win, like Joffrey Baratheon (R.I.P.
), now look like childs play by comparison.
Finally, here comes a winning streak for a Stark.
LOSERS
1.
Roose Bolton
Karmas a bitch, eh Roose?
Our blades are sharp, are the words of House Bolton, maybe Roose forgot.
Well, one guy tried, but his brains became paint on The Wall.
Balon Greyjoy
You know, that miserly old piss-panted jerk.
I mean, Jaime was shook.
Not a good look, Lion.
There was no way in hell that it was ever going to work out for these bystanders.
Thank the Seven that we didnt actually have to watch the mauling first hand.
The screams were plenty, thanks.
He offed his brother in a very memorable entrance.
If it wasnt for Bran Flakes, hed be up there where he belongs.
WINNER
Arya Stark A girl is not a beggar anymore.
LOSER
Ser Davos Seaworth Gave a hell of a pep talk and didnt even have to fight.
WINNER
Reek…wait…Theon Greyjoy Hes going home, which is probably better in theory than reality.
Let the fantasy live.
WINNER
Cersei Lannister Couldnt even attend her own daughters funeral.
LOSER
Tyrion Lannister Wasnt eaten by dragons.
WINNER
Yara Greyjoy Wait, what the hell is the kingsmoot?
