Spoilers for the latest episode ofGame of Thronesbelow
WINNERS
1.
Well, I suppose his holiness wouldnt say shit, but you get the point.
Full disclosure: I find the happenings of Kings Landing to be wildly boring these days.
A girl is someone, a girl is Arya Stark, and a girl is still mad as hell.
Daenerys Targaryn
Yo, that speech though!
If Dany didnt get you hyped, then congratulations, youre dead inside.
Samwell Tarly
If you havent noticed, this episode was not crazy exciting.
I guess that makes Gilly the Daddy Issue Slayer.
Remember, Margaery pretended to like Joffrey; she can be a convincing actress when she needs to be.
LOSERS
1.
Jaime and Cersei Lannister
Well they did not see that one coming.
Jaime was pretty much flabbergasted when his own flesh and blood endorsed extremism over family ties.
At least he still has that dope jacket underneath all of that armor.
While Jaimes away from Kings Landing, Cersei will still have to stand trial.
Tommen Baratheon
This goober continues to amaze me by being an utterly clueless oaf.
Tommen, take a long hard look at Mace Tyrell.
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!
At least Joffrey was stupid with arrogance, Tommen is just stupid with ignorance.
Lets hope that shitbag Walder treats Edmure better than he treated Rob Stark.
Tywin Lannister looks like a prop comedian next to Randyll Tarly.
Lets get out of Horn Hill,GoT, youre bumming me out.
Homeboy is actually, like, pretty much dead.
Did I see this dude drink blood?
Theyre drinking Dornish wine in Kings Landing and this dude is drinking rabbit blood?
That cant be fun.
WINNER
Mace Tyrell The OG Fail Son.
LOSER
The Actress Alive and got some killer notes from Arya for her monologue.
WINNER
Gilly Looking good, girl.
WINNER
Walder Frey Hes got Blackfish problems, but hes still got Edmure.
WINNER
Dickon Tarly That name… LOSER
Jaimies dope jacket Always WINNER
