There’s a new Queen of The North in this week’s Game of Thrones: Winners and Losers!
Spoilers for the latest episode ofGame of Thronesbelow
WINNERS
1.
Lyanna Mormont
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SHUT IT DOWN!
SHUT THE WHOLE THING DOWN!
Lyanna Mormont gets it.
This no nonsense, little girl worked Jon Snow more easily than a White Walker.
Shes tough, rational, proud, and protective of her people.
She doesnt respond to flattery, formalities, or bullshit, and did I mention that shes only 10?
Only the similarly logical and frill-less Davos could convince Lyanna to lend Bear Islands men to the Stark cause.
I wish Lyanna Mormont was running for president because shed get my vote in a heartbeat.
Margaery Tyrell
Every rose has its thorns, and Margaery is just waiting to unleash hers.
Shes like Littlefinger with better measurements.
Yara Greyjoy
So she may be on the run, but at least shes having fun.
Ian McShane should really be in everything.
Remember when he played a murdering Santa onAmerican Horror Storyand somehow it worked?
Remember when he was the best part of Andy Sambergs first film vehicle,Hot Rod?
McShane can take what could be unmemorable parts and make them magnetic.
LOSERS
1.
Arya Stark
Talk about a gut-punch, or should I say, gut-shank?
Actually, lets not kid ourselves; we know Arya is going to live.
Martin is cruel but hed have to be Ramsay Bolton to be that heartless to the fans.
A girl is in trouble.
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2.
The only positive that The Hound had going for him was his savior, Brother Ray.
Robett Glover takes them to task, not warming to any of their protestations.
If we are being honest, Jon and Sansa arent the greatest strategists.
With so many houses either too scared or scarred to back up the Starks, retaking Winterfell seems impossible.
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4.
Thats just the pits, man.
Cersei Lannister
The problem with alienating everyone around you is that someday, you might need somebodys help.
How much longer will she have to take everyone elses shit?
QUICK HITS
Bronn He made that killer joke about measuring your dick against the Unsullied.
LOSERS
The Waif She didnt finish the job, but she drew first blood.
WINNER
The High Sparrow Somebodys a little baby crazy!
LOSER
Tommen As everyone suspected, not getting any.
LOSER
Olenna Tyrell Should have been the Queen of Trees the way she throws shade.
