The Underworld movies might be some of the strangest and most melodramatic B-action movies ever.

That’s a good thing.

Quizzically, via repurposed Shakespearean conventions… but, you know, with vampires.

Kate Beckinsale in Underworld with Blue Eyes and Fangs

Nevertheless, whereas Paul W.S.

From the outset, these are vampire movies by way of 16th century histrionics.

A poetry of pulp.

At least in its earlier installments, that made for quite a beguiling stare into the undeads realm.

Here is a brooding dominatrix gargoyle ready to descend.

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The same year asUnderworld,the Matrix sequels were released to massive fanfare and disappointment.

Because distinguished they were, and well-read in this kind of melodrama at that.

This affectation is self-evident just with the series lead.

Beckinsale also filmed the role during one of her summer breaks from Oxford.

But the eccentric pretensions only accentuate the firstUnderworlds weirdness.