Before he embarked upon the Percy Jackson movie, Chris Columbus helmed Hayden Panettiere in this underwhelming comedy…
Most new releases come with sleeves adorned with pull quotes from various published reviews.
That doesnt even register as criticism.
That is merely a brief description of the film.
Any wit or charm is replaced by ugly and glaringly obvious jokes involving phallic sword fights and blown-up condoms.
To reference a better film of this ilk, you cant have your pie and have sex with.
The list is practically endless.
This only reveals how shallow and lacking in personalityBeth Cooperreally is.
You will find more enjoyment playing guess which major teen comedy this scene is trying to crib!
than you would attempting to follow the films dull and derivative plot.
Its not just that its a terrible film, its a terrible film that is utterly forgettable.
This may not seem like much, but its far more than this film deserves.
The Film:
I Love You, Beth Cooperis out now andavailable from the Den Of Geek Store.
Rating:
1 out of 5
