According to the books, weve already met Eloises husband, but she deserves better.

Let Simon fill Daphne to the brim with heirs!

May Anthony and Kate travel the world having hot pagoda sex on every continent with a suitable climate!

Eloise Bridgerton (Claudia Jessie) reading a book in season 3

Joy and fulfilment forall.

The fate of their book counterpart doesnt come into it.

Move to the south of France and shack up with a married couple of painters instead.

You do you, Benedict, just as soon as the TV show figures out what you are.

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The TV show already knows whatEloise Bridgertonis.

Shes the funniest one.

Shes the bookiest one.

Dont misunderstand me; this isnt a case of poor Eloise because Eloise is not poor.

The Bridgerton family wealth protects her from all manner of indignities suffered on less lucky members of her sex.

She doesnt necessarily have to marryat all, unless she so chooses.

WARNING: book (and potential future TV season) spoilers ahead.

In season two, Colin Bridgerton went to visit Lady Crane, formerly Marina Thompson.

Or specifically, another mans children.

Unwed Marina was pregnant with twins by her lover Sir George Crane, who died fighting overseas.

The marriage, as seen during Colins visit, is not a particularly happy one.

Book-Lady Crane becomes depressed following the birth of the twins, and doesnt improve.

She and Lord Phillip marry.

Hes a distant, isolated man, and a project for Eloise to patiently fix.

None of which feels right forBridgertonthe TV show.

Its sad, repetitive, and moreover, not what Eloise deserves.

A life spent trying to fix a broken man and his troubled kids?

For this impatient, irreverent, mile-a-minute talker?

Wheres the justice in that?

Its a capitulation that saddens you to see.

Eloise should be rewarded for her original mind.

She should be studying, debating, lecturing, discovering penicillin, moving things forward!

Not playing nursemaid and patiently coaxing better behaviour out of a difficult man.

Its not too late for Eloise Bridgerton.

Joy and fulfilment forallthe pretty Bridgerton babies!

Bridgerton season 3B arrives onNetflixon June 13