How does Geoffrey make a living?
What’s the deal with Rod, Jane and Freddy?
Jenny dives deep into the mysteries of Rainbow…
You thinkPixar films leave you with questions?
Try being a fan ofRainbow.
In this article I will attempt to ignore the fact that Im in my 30s and writing articles aboutRainbow.
Ill also have a crack at unravelling some ofRainbows more intriguing mysteries.
I cant figure out what Geoffreys job is supposed to be.
Mostly, Geoffrey works from home.
However, inthis episodehe clearly states that he has to go to work.
Bungles probably the wife.
Whatever Geoffreys employment situation, I think its fair to say that his fortunes go up and down.
This has extensive ramifications for Question 2…
This seems to vary.
Bungle once got a birthday cake with eight candles on it, suggesting hes around that age.
However, this doesnt stop Geoffrey swanning off and leaving them home alone.
Once, Geoffrey went on an entire narrowboat holiday without them.
He usually leaves Bungle in charge, which he wouldnt do if Bungle wasnt some sort of teenager.
He can clearly reach.
All I can think is that there must be a worse punishment for doing so.
I have a theory that the first time he unzipped himself, they took his legs away.
This is because hes tired of sleeping in Zippy and Georges piss and shit.
The gang concludes that Bungle cant have his own room, because there isnt another room.
This further proves that they dont have any spare rooms.
Apart from the kitchen, because apparently Rod, Jane and Freddy already live there.
A while ago, I tried to compilea definitive listof all the rooms in the Rainbow house.
As you’re able to see, I even drew a floor plan.
In before Its because theyre puppets durrrr.
Unless they own next door as well.
In other episodes, theyll happily have a meta-discussion about being onRainbow.
Im not sure whats canon here (theres now such a thing as Rainbowcanon).
What, do they think hes just telling the wall its time to go?
Theres a whole episode dedicated to his infatuation with Debbie, the Childrens ITV presenter.
And lets not forget Bungles obsession with Jane (sitting next to/dressing up as).
How would this work in real life?
Has anybody stopped to consider the ethical ramifications of a human/puppet romance?
Would the guy who operates Zippy have to go along on their dates?
Perhaps a more interesting question is this: Does Bungle spend the entire show getting friendzoned by Jane?
TheRainbowCinematic Universe has been rebooted twice, once by Tetra Films, and once by Christopher Nolan.
As seems to be the case with these things, both reboots were dumbed down for the younger market.
The first reboot was harmless enough you might sit through an episode without screaming.
The gang all work in a toy shop.
Bungle wears a bow tie, andhas no eyes.
The second reboot was more worrying.
Anyway, dont try and rebootRainbowanymore like.
