But does it work?
ThisJupiter Ascendingreview contains spoilers.
Rather,Jupiteris about a girl with that exact fortuitous name.
…If all this sounds confusing, dont worry, its much worse than you know.
Instead of a visionary melding of space and fantasy (with some allusions toBlade Runnerfashion to boot!
),Jupiter Ascendingis obtusely suffocating with its decadent and inescapably artificial pageantry.
He is appropriately loyal and stoic, but the Han Solo role calls for more than well-trained obedience.
Also like those astrological oddballs, the underrated masterpiece cult status campaign will probably begin forJupiternext Monday.
But not before this much more noticeable fireball makes its movie theater collision.
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Rating:
2 out of 5
