Ladies and gents: this is the real deal.
Realistically assessing that I wouldnt live that long, I chose to break out in spectacular fashion.
Using my briefcase as a battering ram, I assaulted the window.
It seemed for five of the six times I hit the thing that it was made of unobtainium.
And the sixth time?
Theres a point to this.
I never had the heart to tell them the truth, nor about his trusted sidekick, Sammy Samsonite.
So, isKick-Assas remotely crazy as my story?
Oh yes, and then some.
What would the consequences be?
And I dont mean in a moronicMeet The Spartanstype way.
AsKick-Assdescribes them, theyre the real deal, and take no prisoners.
Hit-Girl is an irresistible force of nature, and the one on which the entire plot ultimately pivots.
But I can understand why some might be less impressed.
Ive decided not to give away what happens inKick-Ass, as its far too enjoyable to spoil here.
I can assure you it isnt what you expect or could guess its far too insane for conventional wisdom.
I can only salute a man whos prepared to put wholesale slaughter to the theme fromThe Banana Splits.
Vaughn is up for that, and also adds in many other wonderful signature moments.
Kick-Assisnt a movie for comic hoarders, costume fans or those that wear Spiderman pyjamas.
This is brilliant as it is.
Rating:
5 out of 5
