You get Joan Cusack.
You get Seth Green.
But you don’t get a lot of entertainment.
Here’s our review of Mars Needs Moms…
Milo is your average American kid.
He loves zombies, but hates taking out the trash.
You know where this is going.
Thats not a spoiler.
The human characters, especially Milo and Gribble, look frighteningly human-like.
That is, they have odd hair, trapezoidal heads, and giant, disturbingly shapely asses.
Mars Needs Momsis a film youve seen before from Disney, and theyve done it worlds better.
The script, from Simon and Wendy Wells, is pretty cliche.
Until then,Mars Needs Momsis an avoidable mess that talks down to kids and bores adults.
Rating:
1 out of 5