Its Halloween in a few weeks and we need something intolerably frightening to get us in the mood.
Nothing is scarier and more subversive than a possessed, malevolent plaything.
For example, recall how bothSevenandBarton Finkturn something as mundane as a box into an article of abject horror.
Treguna Makoidees Trecorum Sadis Dee, indeed.
Do we really needIndiana Jones V?
To quote Belloq, just moments before his head explodes, its beautiful!
and any excuse to bring the glorious wrath of its unleashed angels back into theatres should be seized.
Of course, they dont have to be Nazis.
Im convinced it was just a duplicate to confuse the aliens and the Russians).
This concept is golden, with maybe a few scratches and smears of brown.
The size 612 slippers are after all among the most valuable and prized props in motion picture history.
Plus, they have certain wish-fulfilment powers if the wearers brain, heart and nerve are all in harmony.
Maybe it could be a caustic comedy about the various witchs deranged obsession with shiny shoes.
Its a good thing were wearing heels.
Dimwit kid Michaels statement but theres nothing in it!
Im willing to bet that within this enchanted luggage there exists, Inception-style, worlds within worlds within worlds.
Nonetheless, the movie would be freshly supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and would spark a new trend for vintage hold-alls.
Ricky has a tremendous poet soul and I think we need to appreciate that and his enlightened artistic sensibilities.
Recall the would-be auteurs words Sometimes theres so much beauty in the world.
I feel I cant take it and my heart is just going to cave in.
Sure, videos a poor excuse but it helps us remember.
Thank you, beautiful floating plastic bag.
The top prop spin-off priority should be Rubber 2: Return of Rubber.
Lets get this film rolling into production ASAP.
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