We might just have found the worst film of the year already.
Mark checks out Old Dogs as it arrives in the UK.
Whats this about, anyway?
Is it about that?
And what of Seth Green, being embraced by a gorilla?
Um… well, its in there.
How about Robin Williams being controlled like a human puppet?
Its possible to over-egg that angle, but Ill be honest.
There should be something funny about a petrified Seth Green being embraced by a huge gorilla.
I chuckled when I first saw the trailer.
Yeah, everyone in this film can do better.
But you know what?
Im baffled that this was released under the Disney banner.
Did Walt Disney envision a film largely about corporate politics with some caricatured Japanese businessmen?
A film in which a lead character gets an excessive spray tan and is mistaken for another ethnicity?
A film with a gag about muddled prescription drugs?
A film where Seth Green is embraced by a fucking gorilla?
Let me make it really simple.
If you stepped inOld Dogsin the street, you would be very pissed off.
Youd shout, swear and scream bloody murder.
Youd stamp about and frantically scrape the sole of your shoe on the nearest kerb.
Especially not John Travolta, whose sole passable work of the last decade is voicing the title character inBolt.
You know, if you got a dog to tell you.
As fun as rabies, though this may make you froth at the mouth more.
Rating:
1 out of 5
