Season 6 of Once Upon a Time is swimming with traitors, tentacles and pirates in eyeliner.
This might be the most emo episode ofOnce Upon a Timeweve seen in a while.
Anyone whose hand was cut off by Rumplestiltskin has even more issues.
Its kind of like that whole my-kid-wants-to-quit-school-and-join-the-circus phenomenonjust with more blood and sea monsters.
Never mind thats not exactly how it happened.
His problem is less that hes officially a murderer are more that he cant let go.
Wheres Elsa when you need her?
Jules Verne must be turning in his grave.
This is the place Nemo claims Hook will never lose anyone he loves again.
Maybe you dont really lose anyone if they get eaten first.
Let me take a moment to comment on how fabulous the deep-sea diving suits are.
Dreams do come true in Storybrookeand they arent always the pink and fluffy kind.
Bring it, Queenie.
