The Clone Club don’t dance this week as the situation becomes desperate.

Here is our review of Orphan Black Season 3 Episode 5.

I need to apologize to you my fellow Clone Clubbers.

I dont feel my review last week really purveyed the scope of Twerkgate.

Its funny every freakin time and really might trump Clone Dance Party in terms of rewatchability.

You know, like what Walter White did with the car wash?

Just something about a place called Bubbles being used as a drug front.

Now what did we learn about Donnie this week?

We learned that his last name was Chubbs until he married Alison and tookherlast name.

How did all this happen?

What was the last part?

As zany as that sounds, Cosimas involvement in Alisons kookiness actually lead everything down a rather morbid path.

This week, Cosimas tale began with an AWK-WARD meeting between Shay and Delphine.

Delphine was concerned with some of Cosimas test results and needed her urine.

With Cosima, it seems that affairs of the heart are her Kryptonite.

Rachel lured Scott into her web, holding her knowledge over the nerdy scientists head.

And it was Alisons love of family that inspired her neighborhood to support her.

And yes, Alison managed to save Donnie from the paper cutter.

With all this, Sara and Helena were not left out of the action.

Mrs. S arrived to make this happen but there was one problem.

The always unstable Helena had promised to kill S for betraying her.

So far this season, the stakes onOrphan Blackhavent been that high.

The episodes have been entertaining but they havent had that desperate feel of life or death.

I think this week changed all that.

Rating:

4 out of 5