Oh, eat your heart out…or brains…mmm, brains… Thank you for our human meat Frank. Theyve got the hunger and when youve got the hunger you start acting funny. Dont you boys know how scary the mountains are? Arent you afraid of the Cyclops? Why couldnt those darn trappers just leave good, Mormon fearing, diggers alone? We may never really know what happened; did Alferd go mad and kill those people?...
Is Aliens: Colonial Marines worthy of the movie franchise, or has Sega given us something less? Much Less… Weve all been looking forward toAliens: Colonial Marines. After all, its based on one of the best sci-fi series of all time, Ridley ScottsAlien. The answer is a big fat no. There are so many things wrong withAliens: Colonial MarinesI almost dont know where to begin. Ill start with the graphics, because they are the most disappointing....
Apparently, it’s all about the shorts . So far theres been Adam, some pharmacist, Donald Glover, Jon Glaser and now Patrick Wilson. Actually… thats not that many guys, come to think of it. And Jon Glaser isnt a hunk, hes a comedian. Okay, so Im a douche. You see it as a truth or a right. You dont want to question it because its something you were set on. More than that, I was thinking maybe she shouldnt be wearing those shorts on TV....
The originalDead Spacewas a definite surprise. All side effects of being a limb-chopping hero, I guess. Dead Space 3picks up a while after the second game. Well, if you have a chum to play with, that is. Its all sci-fi action and gore, and little to no horror. Ah well,Dead Space 3still does what it does very well. Scavenger Isaac has a few new tricks available to him this time....
Warren Ellis does what he does best . Gun Machine by Warren Ellis is everything Ellis fans want it to be. It has Ellis trademark chemically fueled, cynical antagonist. It contains an extreme amount of violence. It has a thoroughly original and frightening antagonist. It has a snarky, world weary supporting cast. And it has, most surprisingly and welcomingly, a heart. Gun Machine is a postmodern look at gun worship that never gets political or preachy....
Val Lewton is best known as the father of the low-budget horror film. The Body Snatchertakes places in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1831. Gray tells the young doctors assistant that there are no suitable bodies available at the morgue or newly buried. We only see the street as we hear the girls ballad abruptly end with a tiny choke. The movies produced by Val Lewton arent as much scary as they are unsettling....
Fairy tales continue to be committed to the screen on a regular basis. This year we have DisneysFrozento look forward to, in which Hans Christian AndersensThe Snow Queenwill get a facelift. Not even Disney managed that trick. Hollywood can give you a bad Santa, but foreign-language films can give you downright evil ones. You know the bit inKung Fu Pandawhen Po finally gets to watch the Furious Five in training?...
Washington is not a state, it is a district. Ironically these are the same people who are running our country. She comes off as frigid and cunning, but really she and Frank are perfect matches for each other. Not even to me. These two are in sync and are like a symbiotic human being, two sides of one coin. She is a determined firecracker who is trying to be a 21stcentury reporter for a 20thcentury newspaper....
Based on a play. Moments later, Fillion followed up the link with the additional message: Oh its real. Was it a passion project, or a marketable film? A three-week party between friends, or something for a wider audience? All of the above, as it turns out. Young Hero is Leonartos daughter, and soon agrees to wed Claudio. It sees two great talkers talk themselves into a facsimile of love. It shows lovers being manipulated and tricked, their will bent on the whim of others....
American Horror Story: Asylum. Where Fact Meets Fiction Massive Spoilers Ahead Seriously. Did you ever wonder, what the hell are those baths? or why is she even in here? Thats not really a mental illness is it? We are going to take a very geeky journey back through time to the middle of the 1960s. It was a very dark time in terms of mental health treatment. Though up until very recent times all mental health treatment fell under the label of The Dark Ages....
So how does the finished product hold up to the promise I saw back when Ipreviewed the gamelast month? Because really, what good is a mobster game without being able to get your hands a little dirty? Zooming in doesnt help matters either, as it only highlights the poor attention to detail. You are in the middle of a gang war, after all! Story 8/10 Graphics 7/10 Gameplay 9/10 Music 7/10...
Warning: this interview contains major plot spoilers forBeing Humanseries five. What can you tell us about Captain Hatch that we can print? He gets out of his wheelchair and he can start manipulating people. Whats it like when your agent comes to you and says they want you for the devil? Well, you feel honoured [laughs]. As a pretty bad guy in lots of the shows that Ive done its great to play the devil....
Everybody wanted to be Tim Curry. My corset was a cheap, tacky knock-off, covered by leather strips. I was replaced by a sexy young lady who had perfect ensembles. I pointed out that she was a hot chick in underwear, I was in fucking drag. She didnt get beat up on the way home. Most Frank N. Furters on the midnight circuit were women. They wanted to be Tim Curry....
