Mark wears a headband and often mumbles incoherently through his review of Rambo III on Blu-ray.

At this stage in the Rambo chronology theyd done away with having First Blood anywhere in the title.

Hes got himself captured by the Russians, who after the Vietnamese are Rambos least favourite nation.

1 stars

Such are the shifting sands of being an ally to the Americans, I fear.

Oh no…sorry hang on…thats wrong.

I got confused with some other movie.

1 stars

If any, really.

Its not a warming touchy-feely experience and Rambo never says sorry once to anyone he hurts.

There is one additional fatality thats not included in the usual body count.

1 stars

An accessory, before and after, to this criminal fact was the musical producer, Giorgio Moroder.

Who I can only assume was taking timely revenge for those that didnt like his music for Electric Dreams.

So what does Blu-ray add to this litany of mindless carnage and badly crafted dialogue?

1 stars

Its not like their words are of any significance, but it does seem inconsistent.

But then so much of this movie isnt very uniform, so it probably doesnt matter.

As for extras there is only one, but its a corker.

1 stars

Rating:

2 out of 5

1 stars