What would you go for?
(The deckchair, obvs.)
Richard Osmans House of Gamesis king of the play-along quiz show.
Non-celebrities have no route to the shows knowingly naff yet covetable selection of 1970s game show-style prizes.
That doesnt mean we cant help the famouses make their selection.
Having been granted access toHouse of Games hallowed cornucopia, its crucial for them not to waste the opportunity.
Choose wisely, Gregg Wallace and Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen, the nations hopes rest with you.
Shower Curtain
A novelty shower curtain.
Are you a student?
No, youre a mildly famous face offCasualty/the Snooker, so have some self-respect.
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Scented Candle
Scented candles are a scam.
No, it isnt.
Its inappropriate, this is a teatime show, and Anneka Rice should be ashamed of herself.
Pasta Maker
Alright, Mrs Beeton, you do know that pasta comes ready-made from the shops.
Do you hand-craft your Weetabix of a morning?
Of course you dont.
Have a word with yourself and store your cleaner the additional dusting.
Pillow and Duvet Set
The drummer from Busted wants to put it in his guest room.
Sports presenter Gabby Logan plans to surprise the mother-in-law when she comes to stay for Christmas.
Grow up, the pair of you.
Driving Gloves
Do you know who wears leather gloves?
Anonymous stranglers in the cold opens of ITV murder mysteries.
Richard Osman Action Figure
Now were getting somewhere.
Salt and Pepper Grinders
These are lovely.
Would look stunning on any dining table.
Also useful as make-do maracas should the Latin spirit take you.
Playing Cards
They dont look much, but think of the Green Room possibilities.
Thats money in your pocket.
Coasters
you’re able to never have too many coasters.
Bread Bin
Your bread lives in the cupboard, like everyone elses?
Not any more, champ.
Give your loaves their own shiny little garage complete with sliding door.
You presentHomes Under the Hammerfor goodness sake; youve earned this.
Dressing Gown
Agent not calling as much as they used to?
Lose out on that panto gig to Todd Carty (again)?
Onesie
As above, but for the under-30s.
Compost Bin
Dont know if youve heard, but the planet is on fire.
Fondue Set
A thing of beauty and a joy forever.
Tool Box
You get a man in for that kind of thing?Somebodys doing well.
Its a peach of a prize.
Dart Board
Top three!
The dart board is legendary.
You need it as both ornament and as training ground.
Deckchair
A genuinely great prize.
Would we go so far as to call it iconic?
Richard Osmans House of Gamesseries 8 will air soon on BBC Two.
