Archie forms a vigilante army!
Jughead makes new friends!
Betty gives the Gas Face!
All this and more in an eventful Riverdale!
We learn that Moose shielded Midge and took all of the bullets.
(Koose shippers, your day has come).
By contrast, Freds shooting was way less severe and he still seems utterly shellshocked.
At least until three or four scenes from now.
As for Riverdales resident loner, Jughead has his first day at Southside High.
Hes greeted by Toni Topaz (Vanessa Morgan), friendly photographer and fellow Southside Serpent.
All she wants to do is watch what Jughead succinctly calls a gross reality dating show.
Midge and Moose are alive, Archies dad survived, the new season ofThe Bachelorettestarts tonight.
Two out of three aint bad we suppose.
This doesnt sit well with Veronica, who wants to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Or prove once and for all that hes a dick.
Immediately heeding the warning, Polly Cooper immediately decides to get the hell out of dodge.
Im an unwed mother carrying my cousins baby.
I am the poster child for sin!
she declares to Betty, with the line of the night.
get allDeath Wishon the Black Hood).
Marvelous way to bond with your daughters bae.
Cant wait to see what next week holds!
Riverdale Rundown
New character Toni Topaz shares a voracious appetite with Jughead in the comics.
We will see how much, if any, trouble she causes for Betty.
But Betty, watch your back.
The road that Archie has Reggie turn on to in an attempt to save Ethel is called Hastings Road.
Fun fact: Bob Hastings played Archie in the long-running radio show.
Best exchange of the night?
Between Mr. Lodge and Archie:
Have you ever had rum?
Its a great touch that someone gave Moose a stuffed moose.
His quick recovery was still lame though.
Rating:
5 out of 5
