What do you get when you cross a shark with an octopus?

Awful acting, dreadful production values and a guilty pleasure, says Mark… As with Syfys other output, everything you should probably know aboutSharktopusis in the title.

Unless things go wrong and the Sharktopus goes AWOL.

3 stars

Can you guess what happens next?

Can Blue Water, the group behind the monster, bring it back safely?

Can the Navy or police stop it from killing innocent civilians?

3 stars

Could the director possibly fit in any more shots of tanned women in increasingly skimpy bathing suits?

Baywatchhas nothing onSharktopus, where the lingering shots of bikini-clad women account for roughly half the movie.

The other half is reserved for sequences of Sharktopus killing people, mainly the aforementioned bikini-clad women.

3 stars

Roberts performance is solid, almost too solid for a TV movie.

Its not just that they are wooden.

Mind you, the script doesnt help matters much.

3 stars

Thank goodness for the Syfy channel.

The special effects, on the other hand, are actually pretty admirable.

Not really, no.

3 stars

Is it a fun film?

Absolutely, and for that reason alone, its worth a look.

And if youre still not sure, you really need to read that title back again.Sharktopus.

3 stars

A shark crossed with an octopus.

What more do you want?

Just the films trailer is included as an extra, although I expected as much.

Film:

Sharktopusis out now andavailable from the Den Of Geek Store.

Rating:

3 out of 5