“Suck It” is no longer just David Wallace’s weird idea for a kids toy.
The Office joke is now a real product you could buy.
Has there ever been a worse idea than David Wallaces Suck It shop-vac for kids?
For one thing,Scotts Totswould have a much happier ending.
You cant completely blame Michael for being so shortsighted, though.
You know how kids leave their toys everywhere?
David explains in the episode.
This is a vacuum.
Its like a shop-vac pop in of thing.
It teaches kids how to pick up their own toys.
Baseball gloves, hacky sacks, drumsticks.
Quite the nifty gifty.
TEACHES GREAT HABITS, reads the marketing on thePick-Up Bricks website.
The Pick-Up Bricks Vacuum is designed for kids.
you’ve got the option to get your own Pick-Up Bricks right now for $99.
Interestingly enough, this isnt the first time someone has endeavored to make Suck It a reality.
And when the inevitable TV commercial drops, this better be the jingle…
