Here’s James' pick of his most evil moments…
The world of television is replete with evil.
But all of these figureheads of malignity pale in comparison to one fat animated child.
I speak, of course, ofSouthParks Eric Theodore Cartman.
Like the majority ofSouthParkviewers, I revel in Cartmans malevolence.
Returning to Mogadishu, Cartman gains the respect of some of the local pirates, who join him.
He then attempts to transform them into a stereotypical band of pirates.
Delusional about how good life in Mogadishu is, Cartman decides to ransom him off.
Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten.
(The time for revenge has come.
We must exterminate the Jews.)
Stan makes a speech about how people should focus on Jesus teachings rather than his death.
Cartmans followers leave and his campaign comes to an end when Mel Gibson defecates on his face.
Its subsequently revealed, in the episodeAWESOM-O,that his mother grounded him for his actions.
Cartman subsequently experiences the prejudice he had previously promoted and forms the Ginger Separatist Movement.
The movement makes plans to kill all non-ginger children in South Park using a pool of lava.
to save himself, Cartman successfully calls off the planned mass murder.
One of his schemes that didnt pan out was selling his kidney to Kyle.
Cartman stubbornly refuses to give up his kidney unless he is given ten million dollars in exchange.
I think youll agree that the punch in the face from Kyle was well deserved.
Kenny is allowed to die and Cartman receives the PSP.
As an act of revenge for Kyles mockery of him, Cartman infects him with AIDS as well.
You may argue that Cartmans rampage inMysterion Risesis more evil than this due to the scale of it.
Scott Tenorman Must Die Series 5 Episode 4
This truly is the apex of Cartmans evil.
Teenager Scott Tenorman cons Cartman into buying his pubic hair for ten dollars.
Cartmans attempts to get his money back result in Scott conning him out of a further $6.12.
Cartman then invites Scott to a chilli festival hes set up.
Catman gleefully reveals all of this to Scott.
To add insult to injury, Radiohead turn up and ridicule Scott for crying.
Cartman then climbs onto the table and begins to lick up Scotts tears.
Kyles decision that they should never piss Cartman off again is very wise.
Its this moment that truly cements Cartmans evil and makes Damien fromThe Omenlook friendly in comparison.
