Not even with Barry White blaring in the background.

But well get to that shortly.

Yeah, looking for Will.

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We all believe you Jonathan.

One not-so-popular schoolmate at the party is Barb.

Not this time though.

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Joyce however, refuses to believe that it is her son.

Are they abducting kids with latent ESP powers?

Where has Matthew Modine been all these years sinceCutthroat Island?

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In fairness to Hopper, he seems to have quite a talent for breaking into places.

Total badass, wouldnt be surprised if her midichlorian count was higher than even Master Yoda.

After all, Yoda only levitated an X-Wing.

Eleven levitated the entireMillennium Falcon!

(So what if it was a toy?

Symbolism, people!)

Its also through Eleven that many of the shows mysteries and conflicts are resolved.

Whether that holds any ill effects for them, well have to see.

Whether Eleven is still the same person though, remains to be seen.

See, secret deals with shady government agencies?

Theyre not all bad!

The Aftermath

So where did everybody end up?

Nancy Wheeler and Steve Harrington are an item, leaving Jonathan Byers out in the cold.

Eleven is gone, although sure to return.

Brenner is dead, killed by the Demogorgon, which is also dead too.

Well, that about does it then.

Season two premieres this Friday so well see you there friends.

What interesting sciencey things the boys will build in season two?

Last time we got an inter-dimensional ham-radio set and a dimension-hopping sensory deprivation tank.

This time, who knows?

Would it be unscientific to just… fluff them a little bit?

Just a little bit of external manipulation?

Ah, thats better, look, theyre dry-humping.

Yes, yes, dear reader, youre probably right.

This is definitely a new low.

just hurry up and get here, Friday.

Stranger Things season 2 arrives on Netflix on Friday the 27th of October.