And you thought your job was bad?
Harry highlights the ten worst professions to be found in videogames…
Most of us think our jobs are rubbish.
Alongside worrying about money and not understanding popular music, its one of the three staples of grownup life.
Still, could be worse.We could have to spend our days enduring the hardships these videogame characters do.
If youre ever enlisted in the COG army and youre offered a helmet, turn it down.
Theres a 4 in 7 chance youll survive.
Unless your names Carmine, in which case youre doomed, whatever happens.
Dancing girl (Mass Effect)
Ah, the old routine.
Except, of course, that the flag man is trapped at his post.
If you dont start the race, hell dance for you your own flag waving, performing monkey.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Pilot (Geometry Wars)
Theres only one way to end a round ofGeometry Wars: dying.
Goblin (Barbarian: The Ultimate Warrior)
What do you want to be when you grow up?
It is a game of two halves, although sadly, those two halves used to be stuck together.
Bear in mind youll seemingly always be a princess as well.
Royal ascension is a moot point at best in videogames.
