Oh smeg indeed matey, there’s some really great Red Dwarf swag out there.
His accomplice on this riotous reign of a terror?
An adorable hand puppet named Mr. Flibble.
in case you were worried.
And yes, wed be very cross too if this absolutely brilliant piece of merchandising was never created.
Kryten costume shirt
Have a head shaped like a novelty condom?
Then do we have the shirt for you.
None however are as weird/wonderful as this little baby.
Grab a set for your backpack or coat and show off your love from underappreciated sci-fi Britcoms.
Kryten model kit
Given Krytens otherworldly appearance, merchandise based on the character was a no-brainer.
The best Kryten item ever produced was a model kit of him released by English manufacturer Sevans in 1993.
It also is the most infuriating.
Apparently plans fora Lister kitwere abandoned, which seems incredibly odd given that he is the main character.
Smegging hell, what a disappointment that is.
Red Dwarf novels
To date, their have been fourRed Dwarfnovels.
Listers love ofIts a Wonderful Life) and unavailable elsewhere.
Red Dwarf Program Guide
Lovers ofRed Dwarfminutiae, your day has come.
(How many appendixes did Lister have, anyway?)
Watch Every Episode of Red Dwarf on BritBox!
An entire publication dedicated to my favorite show?
It must be mine.
The point Im making here is that this magazine was perfect, and all too-short lived.
By the time the disappointing seventh season had rolled around, the mag was no more.
To be fair, Corgi had done several models from the show (one with similiar mini figs).
So what have we learned?
Only that merchandise is ultimately only as great as the show that inspired it.
Fortunately for us,Red Dwarfis pretty smegging great.
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