So, yes,Alien: Resurrectionwasnt the first time a shit human/monster hybrid ruined an otherwise enjoyable film.

Hell, even this writers pet cat sits bewitched, apparently in love withMadmans Blu-ray menu screen.

As a nameless Italian city is besieged by radioactive mutants (come on!

), a journalist and his scientist do what they can to save the day.

WithPiranha: Part Two: The Spawning(yes!)

direction highlighting all the essential gore, its easy to see the thinking behind next years Tom Savini remake.

Via giant insect typewriters and beat poetry, obviously.