It seems like everyone has a Family Guy jokes they can’t forget.

Family Guyis a divisive show.

And reader, some of those jokes are so damn funny.

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Here are some of ours.

Lara, is Dylan McDermott nice in person?

Something about Peter Griffins voice embeds itself in your psyche.

Thats why most of my favoriteFamily Guyjokes involve Peter merely saying a word in a slightly offbeat way.

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The prime example comes in season 4 episode 28.

The sight gag is whatever but the dialogue that follows is immaculate.

As they fall asleep, Peter has an innocent question for Lara like a son would a mother.

Is Dylan McDermott nice in person?

Peters brief and satisfied good has echoed around my head for eternity.

Alec Bojalad

It insists upon itself.

OK, I couldnt settle for just one on this list.

Since death is imminent, Peter feels as though he must come clean about something.

He did not care forThe Godfather.

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How you comin on that novel youre workin on?

If not you, then somebody you know is writing a novel.

Brians been cast on a reality TV show and is looking forward to taking some time out to relax.

(Got a compelling protagonist, there, hm?

Little story brewing there?)

Been working on that the whole time?)

from entering my brain.

Maybe just tell me about it when its published.

See also:The downbeat resignation of Stephen Kings agent asking When can I have it?

after Kingpitches his new lamp monster bookidea.

Applicablefarbeyond the work of Stephen King, and similarly unforgettable.

Louisa Mellor

Rock lobstah!

Brynna Arens

I have $30,000 in credit card debt!

But now that its come back into my life, it seems more relevant than ever.

BA

Blast, what the devil do children draw… its a PHEASANT!

Laura Vickers-Green

Family Guyis available to stream on Hulu in the U.S. and Disney+ in the U.K.