Surprisingly, it all began faintly similar to a recent Disney phenomenon when he was but a boy.
In that time, his kingdom was ruled by the eternally young and power-hungry Queen Ravenna (Theron).
Enraged, Freyas heart permafrosts over until it is literally as cold as ice.
If it sounds busy, that is because it is juggling more magical narratives than an afternoon of LARP-ing.
And honestly, that is much of what the middle of the movie feels like.
There is a gonzo nutjob movie in here somewhere about two divas going medieval.
Sadly, they too easily let it go.
