What could the much-anticipated May the 4th Star Wars announcement reveal?
James makes a few tongue-in-cheek predictions…
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Time for a celebration, it is.
Cantina Band music and Ewok dancing, there must be.
Movie screenings, mock lightsaber fights and cosplay events, we shall have.
May the Fourth be with you!
Its a lispy homophonic pun on May the Force be with you.
I hope you see how that works and are going to have a moment celebrating the saga on Sunday.
I feel something something I have not felt since…
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And you know what I mean.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Presently there are great disturbances in the Force and a whole lot of excitement and fresh energy is palpable.
This is massive, exciting, massively exciting and excitingly massive.
Tight-lipped teasers that they are, the people in charge are withholding it all.
Yes, it looks a bit like that.
More updates should and surely will be forthcoming.
But what will be revealed about the new trilogy specifically the as-yet-untitledStar Wars VIIfilm on IntergalacticStar WarsDay?
The cast reveal was premature (was it really so hard to just hang on until May 4th?)
The monochrome reading room ensemble photo was lovely, but there are more nice surprises in store for fans.
Ladies, gentlemen, Wookiees and protocol droids!
Remember when Han Solo was being lowered into the carbon freeze chamber and Leia said I love you!
and he replied I know?
That was an ad-lib.
There is no newStar Warstrilogy!
Its all been an elaborate high-profile dupe and weve all been played like a cheap kloo horn!
(One of Figrin Dans cast-offs) But why concoct such a conspiracy?
This isnt the May the Fourth you are looking for.
you might go about your business.
That horizon is lit beautifully by those twin suns and a new hope is in the air.
Good to be aStar Warsfan, it is.
May the Fourth be with you…
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