All sober-minded pop culture fans adhere to one important maxim: everythings better withNicolas Cage.
Of course Spidey didnt kill Jameson.
In fact, theres a bleakness to the stories that feels at home within the world of Peter Parker.
That doesnt mean Spider-Man should be constantly bleak.
Spider-Versedialed up Spider-Man Noirs outlook to a ridiculous degree.
And we do laugh, because the melodrama is funny.
Cage can do a lot of things.
But he cant make a one-note joke work for a full TV season.
TheSpider-Man Noircomics are the way to go.
