If youre like us, then sure you do.
But which is the best one ever?
Well, thats what our epic 100 countdown tries to work out.
Note: to save on load times, weve split this over four pages.
The thing is voiced by Megatron himself, Frank Welker.
The result is a commendable if not completely original piece of prosthetic creature work.
Firstly, that the main character is called Harry Potter.
Secondly, the inclusion of Rat-Burgers.
And finally, for having possibly the worst film ever made as its sequel.
WhileTrollis really a bit of a mess, thats not to say the effects are all terrible.
How do you give a 100 foot metal statue personality?
Well, inJason And The ArgonautsRay Harryhausen, did just that.
But with more of a budget, the sequels saw this monstrous creation fully realised on the screen.
So why does a somewhat inarticulate blob of black goo make the list of top 100 monsters?
A bad attitude and the willingness to casually kill unlikeableStar Trekcharacters is reason enough.
Just dont let him near your eyes.
The results are both hideous and beautiful.
Heres part two of our countdown… Is the masked man a demon, an angel or a cyborg from the future?
Its all a very British affair.
One of the best aspects is its surprisingly good effects, courtesy of ILM.
Slowly growing to human size, he eventually ends up the size of a dinosaur.
A representation of the long deep winters in Scandinavian countries, the Groke freezes and kills everything it touches.
Even scarier is the creatures representation in the 1980s stop motion version adaptation of the books.
They also, for the most part, want to eat souls and lay the smack down on Ash.
and the woods rip apart to reveal a stone-faced monster, you actually believe they are there.
Why so far down the list, you ask?
Could they be slowly losing their mind on a long haul flight after suffering a previous breakdown?
Kudos to the guys who created the part-model, part-CG work done to achieve this unnerving effect.
This sea-dwelling monstrosity was the last work of famous stop motion animator Ray Harryhausen before his retirement.
And heres the third page… Again, why so far down the list?
Well, when you think about it, the Daleks arent all that scary.
The Nothing aims to consume the entire kingdom of Fantasia in Wolfgang Petersens 80s adventure movie.
Sam Neils insurance advisor gets caught up in the proceedings, and descends into insanity.
Everyone remembersLabyrinthfor the figure hugging tights and japery of David Bowie as the Goblin King.
Neil Marshall manages to hit all the right primal buttons in this 2005 subterranean horror.
Then pushing the terror up a notch by introducing the Crawlers is just fantastic.
They can see in the dark, are ultra-fast and can use the environment to their own advantage.
Our protagonists never have a chance, as these super-fast killers make short work of everyone.
Nerves and minds are shredded as fast as the flesh and bones of their victims…
He is the quintessential bloodsucker the vampire all others aspire to be.
Whether its the charm, the hypnotic eyes or the accent, Lugosi is the definitive Dracula.
While the sequels got progressively worse, the intense stare and gravelled voice asking, What are your wishes?
makes this a creature to remember.
On paper, this could be the best premise for a film of all time cowboys versus dinosaurs.
With a fantastic climax set in the flaming remains of a church,Gwangiis a hidden 60s classic.
However, the most impressive and iconic is the Cyclops that inhabits the cursed island of Colossa.
Our lookback atThe Storytellercan be foundhere.
Still, he deserved it for trapping Han Solo in Carbonite… That is, until he reaches the films final boss monster an alien creature dubbed Monster Zero.
But whereAlienshad the team armed to the teeth,Forbidden Planetis far more measured.
Here, the actual creature could be realised correctly, without the limitations of 1960s television budgets.
The Gorn also made a cameo appearance inStar Trek: Enterpriseepisode,In A Mirror, Darkly Part II.
And here are the final 25… Who doesnt like films with giant carnivorous sandworms in them?
This 1990 oddity starring Kevin Bacon is a superb modern monster movie.
While not all that clever, these superb monsters putDoctor Whos attempt at mutant worms and maggots to shame.
Another Phil Tippett-created monster that took go-motion to another level.
Well, it is a hive of scum and villainy.
Our full lookback atThe Flyishere.
Better sequels wouldnt have hurt, though.
Another recent creation courtesy ofDoctor Whos Stephen Moffat, these statues are just terrifying.
Theres a chilling sense that they are always somewhere, lurking in the corner when nobody is watching.
How can a natural creature be seen in the top ten monsters of all time?
Harryhausens Medusa scene inClash Of The Titansis perfect cinema.
Hes an iconic beast with an aggressive dinosaur-tendency, but with a tender side, too.
The continually-evolving prosthetic nightmare from arguably John Carpenters best film takes the number three spot.
It really had to be didnt it?
The most shockingly brilliant creature to ever grace the silver screen came courtesy of Ridley Scott and HR Giger.
As Ash says, I admire its purity.
A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Its the ultimate monster, and stands the test of time.